The roadie for the Vietnamese Phonofiction prepares their instruments.

Forget your North Shore downhillers and your urban fixies; this is how we roll on Nam.
I’ll take you through the specs:
Angled top tube for maximum clearance.
Rear suspension (on seat).
Upright retention device (stand).
Single speed for minimal aesthetic.
Dynamic front mesh system (doubles as a shopping basket).
Front and rear spoilers (Also guards the rider against mud).
Ok, alright I [...]

I had Dog for breaky this morning. He wouldn’t go away so I ate ‘im.
 
Yum, Yum.

Mat Ryder’s next Gingham shirt rises in the East.